What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:25

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.