Logo

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

15.06.2025 06:41

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

But of course Jesus was just following in his father’s deceitful footsteps. The biblical god deluded human beings, perhaps explaining Christian beliefs in the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and such:

SNAKE CHARMER JESUS plugs the evangelization advantages of drinking poison and handling venomous serpents! (Mark 16:17-18)

CRUELTY-TO-ANIMALS JESUS

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

Jesus is “one” with a dumbass, easily duped god. Take the book of Job, where God is not only evil, but a hopeless dupe. If God is able to foresee the future, as the Christian religion claims, God was duped by the Devil into murdering Job’s children, slaves and his livestock. All God had to do was look in his infallible crystal ball and say, “Get behind me Satan, I know Job will remain faithful to me!”

Stars falling from the sky and the heavens being shaken.

The angels appearing with the sound of trumpets to gather the elect from every part of the earth.

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

that stars can’t fall to earth without destroying it;

IRRATIONAL JESUS

Slavery

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

ANOTHER FALSE PROPHECY OF JESUS

INCONSISTENT JESUS

“The meek shall inherit the earth.”

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

that ravens do plan and store, and are actually quite ingenious about caching food for later retrieval;

And when he was alone, those who were about him with the twelve asked him concerning the parables. And he said to them, "To you has been given the secret of the kingdom of God, but for those outside everything is in parables; so that they may indeed see but not perceive, and may indeed hear but not understand; lest they should turn again, and be forgiven." (Mark 4:10-12)

PREDESTINATION JESUS

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

We see similar behavior during the census of King David. First, Yahweh commanded David to take a census. Then when David did what he had been commanded to do, Yahweh became enraged and mass-murdered 70,000 people over what he had caused to happen.

that red skies at morning don’t mean bad weather is coming;

Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

Elsewhere Matthew makes it perfectly clear that “this generation” means the disciples standing before Jesus:

Biblical predestination and a Day of Judgment are incompatible. Does the puppeteer judge his puppets?—Michael R. Burch

that god lets zillions of sparrow fall, giving us no confidence in his love or ability to save;

Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?

For me, the choice was obvious because there was nothing to believe. Yahweh and Jesus were both evil, if the bible is to be believed. But of course the bible is not believable. If Jesus lived, which is not a given, he may have been a compassionate man who, after his death, was turned into a being infinitely worse than the Devil by the charlatans who wrote and redacted the New Testament.

It bears noting that the last-written gospel, John, deleted all such prophecies, probably because it was written when all Jesus’s disciples were dead, or too late for any of them to be alive.

“A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.” (Deuteronomy 23:2)

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

WHAT JESUS DIDN’T SAY

Hell, god even sends evil spirits!

No decent human being would do that, nor would most indecent human beings. Only the worst sadists would do such a hideous, pointless thing.

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

Why didn’t god save ALL the babies?

Jesus instructed his disciples: “Go ye into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature.” But many creatures don’t have ears. Also, Jesus failed to inform his disciples that they would need to discover North America, South America, Australia, Indonesia, most of Africa and Asia, and over 11,000 inhabited islands! (Mark 16:15)

Jesus said a good tree cannot bear evil fruit (Matthew 7:18) and if he was correct a good god cannot produce evil commandments.

Chinese spacecraft prepare for orbital refueling test as US surveillance sats lurk nearby - SpaceNews

Hope Descending, by Dan Wilson

WAS JESUS GOD?

Ironically, atheists and agnostics give Jesus the “benefit of the doubt” while his disciples blaspheme his name from sunup to sundown by saying he will condemn billions of non-christians to an “eternal hell.”

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Ethnic cleansing

Why did god warn the Magi to avoid Herod the Great after they had spilled the beans, rather than before?

Jesus confirmed the holiness of Old Testament cannibalism and added vampirism. That’s why they call it the New Testament, I suppose. The old one wasn’t bizarre enough, evidently.

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins [kidneys] and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works. (Revelation 2:23)

I could go on and on, but you get the picture. The biblical god Yahweh was an evil, arrogant dumbass with no sense of justice and no decency. There was nothing to believe in.

Christians claim Jesus is “nicer” than Yahweh while also being “one” with him. But in reality Jesus is infinitely worse than both Yahweh and the Devil, according to Christian theology, because of “hell.”

I grew up in an evangelical Christian family with missionaries, pastors, Sunday school teachers (including my mother) and a deacon. I grew up believing in Jesus because all the adults I trusted insisted that Jesus was “god” and that not to believe in Jesus meant going to “hell.”

And the ghastly stoning to death of boys for being stubborn and girls for being raped or not bleeding sufficiently on their wedding nights to prove their virginity. Of course the real Creator would have known that all girls don’t bleed the first time they have sex, so it’s obvious that the real “god” had nothing to do with the bible’s satanic verses. And any decent judge knows boys and girls shouldn’t be stoned to death for any reason, nor should anyone be murdered for having sex.

Yahweh sent two she-bears to maul 42 boys for calling a man “baldy.”

JESUS IS INFINITELY MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL

matricide

The Christian religion boils down to Jesus condemning billions of human beings to an infinitely cruel, purposeless “hell” for guessing wrong about which religion to believe.

God hates and damns children before they are born. No one can be saved unless god predestined them to be saved before birth. Predestination is a recurring theme in the bible. (Romans 9:11-23, John 6:44, Acts 13:48, 2 Timothy 1:9, Proverbs 16:4, Jeremiah 1:5, Ephesians 1:11-12, Revelation 13:8)

FOOLISH JESUS

To recap, the things to be fulfilled while the people of that generation were still living included:

How can there be a “hell” if god and his prophets never even mentioned it? Not even once!

In Revelation, after all earth’s creatures have sung the praises of god, serial murderer Jesus goes on a rampage and slaughters trillions of them: a third of all life on land and in the sea.

RUB-IT-IN-THEIR-FACES JESUS

What they didn’t tell me was that the biblical god Yahweh and his prophets had never once mentioned “hell” or any possibility of suffering after death in bible passages covering 4,000 years from Adam and Eve to the end of the Old Testament!

If Jesus was a prophet, he must have known the demons who called themselves Legion were tricking him into becoming their accomplice in murdering thousands of innocent pigs. What sort of gullible god is tricked into murdering innocent animals by demons?

And not so quick with that “Prince of Peace” thing!

According to Christian theology Jesus is “one” with this barbaric god and authored the bible’s satanic commandments as a member of the alleged “trinity.”

Once the beans had been spilled, why did god only warn Joseph and not the other parents?

“Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.” (Matthew 24:34)

Jesus saved his sternest criticism for hypocrites, calling them “whitewashed sepulchers full of dead men’s bones” and “nests of vipers.” But according to the christian religion Jesus was the greatest hypocrite of all time because he preached the famous sermon of the Good Samaritan, a man who put aside religious differences to show compassion to someone who couldn’t help himself, yet according to christian theology Jesus will decline to be a Good Samaritan by sending billions of people who can’t save themselves to an infinitely cruel, purposeless hell!

And this complete disdain for the lives of children and babies continues in the New Testament, commencing with the birth of Jesus…

RACIST JESUS

But the biblical “god” certainly did, by commanding the worst crimes known to mankind:

“Blessed are the peacemakers,” thus Jesus is unblessed!

Jesus ignored a suffering mother, then called her a Gentile “dog.” The woman shamed the alleged son of god by pointing out, “Even dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their master's table.” (Matthew 15:21-28)

Yahweh speaking through his allegedly “great” prophet Moses commanded the worst crimes known to mankind:

At age eleven I read the bible from cover to cover, ten chapters per day, to please my very devout parents.

Jesus is NOT the Prince of Peace, so don’t be fooled by Christian hyperbole:

Was Jesus — the alleged all-knowing, all-wise Creator of the Universe — illiterate? Or was an all-powerful god unable to preserve what he wrote?

Yahweh was a dumbass who thought the earth has a “firmament” — a solid transparent dome like a snowglobe that retains a freshwater “sea in the sky” from which the rain falls. This is because the primitive men who wrote the bible didn’t understand the process of evaporation, condensation and rainfall.

SINFUL JESUS

Here’s why…

The rightly chastised Jesus had to agree with the much wiser woman, and repented.

Jesus, the Creator of the Universe according to John (1:1-3), didn’t know:

“Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.” (Mark 13:30)

According to christian theology, Jesus was able to save the thief on the cross with a nod of his head, and yet Jesus will refuse to nod his head at the saints of other religions. An infinitely cruel Jesus will send Gandhi, Einstein and billions of other people to an eternal hell. But the Devil has no say in who goes where, so if someone you love goes to hell, it was Jesus who sent them there, for no purpose whatsoever. Why doesn’t he put his ego aside and just nod his head at everyone? Ah, but then christian churches couldn’t make trillions of dollars peddling “salvation,” could they?

Forget that silly honoring your parents stuff, Jesus wants you to hate your father and mother, for his sake! (Luke 14:26)

20 O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [Your children are lumps of clay, to be honored or damned at the whims of a monstrous god.] 22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23 that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory. (Romans 9:20-23)

Yahweh was so clueless he thought stars were tiny pinpricks of light that can “fall” to earth without destroying it. Stars falling to earth is a recurring idea in the bible that appears in its last book, Revelation. The human authors of the bible obviously mistook meteors for stars.

These are the things I learned by reading the bible independently, and thinking for myself…

For doubters, I provide the text of these verses below.

INFINITELY EVIL JESUS

ERRONEOUS JESUS

by Michael R. Burch

Mark agrees with Matthew and Luke:

Sometimes it’s the missing verse that makes christianity seem nuttier than Trump at a Gay Pride rally. For instance: When babies die do they go to hell—or later, limbo—if not splashed with magical water by magical priests? (Catholics) Or do children go to heaven until they pass the mysterious “age of accountability” which was never mentioned by Jesus or any apostle. (Protestants) The single most important thing for parents to know—how their children can be saved—was never once mentioned in the bible! When christian theologians clumsily inserted the pagan “hell” into the bible, they created a conundrum the bible never addressed, or even imagined. Jesus failed to anticipate and address the single most important thing of all.

“But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God.” (Luke 9:27)

Yahweh was so evil, he would “harden the hearts” of human beings so they had no choice but to oppose him, thus giving him an “excuse” to demonstrate his “glory” by mass-murdering multitudes of innocent people and/or animals who had nothing to do with anything.

“27 For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. 28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.” (Matthew 16:27-28)

Jesus appearing in the clouds with great glory, to be seen by all the people of the earth.

But the real Creator would know better!

The sun being darkened.

The poet Robert Frost wrote a magnificent poem, “Directive,” about the fear and despair this chilling bible passage created for him as a child.

Yahweh also thought trees grew on earth before the sun was created. What a dumbass!

Mary and the rest of Jesus’s family forgot that he was god! Two gospels claim Jesus was “born of a virgin” with angels informing Mary and Joseph about Jesus being the son of god, and further claiming there were all sorts of miraculous signs like the magical Star of Bethlehem, choirs of angels serenading Jesus’s birth, the Magi, etc. The gospel of John says Mary knew Jesus could turn water into wine even before he began his ministry. But Mark 3:21-31 says Jesus’s family, including Mary, thought he was “out of his mind” and tried to stop him. The only explanation is that Jesus’s family forgot that he was god!

For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. (John 6:55)

Quite obviously, none of these things happened during the first century AD, when that generation was alive.

But check this out:

sex slavery

And to set a good (or very bad) example, Jesus called his mother “woman” and coldy rebuked her (John 2:4), then refused to see her when she was understandably concerned about his wellbeing. (Mark 3:20-31)

I am much happier not believing in an evil god.

Jesus was unwise and easily fooled because he believed in a nonexistent hell that had never once been mentioned by the biblical god or his prophets in Old Testament books covering 4,000 years from Adam and Eve to Malachi. How can there be a “hell” if god and the prophets never mentioned it? More about Jesus’s belief in a make-believe “hell” later…

Reading the bible from the beginning and not skipping anything was a real eye-opener for me.

etc.

A rather spectacular series of failed prophecies.

2.9K views on 3–14–2025

FALSE PROPHET JESUS

Nothing could be clearer, and it’s obvious that the earliest Christians were expecting Jesus to return during their lifetimes, which is why Paul had to talk them down later. And Paul echoed the claim that some Christians living at that time (“we”) would still be alive when Jesus returned. (1 Thessalonians 4:15)

#BIBLE #MRBBIBLE #MRBGOD #MRBJESUS

There is a LOT to be embarrassed about!

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother..." (Matthew 10:34-36)

Jesus is a racist who called non-Jews “dogs.”

MY PERSONAL PATH

One of the most shocking things about the bible is the cruelty of its three gods to animals. Yahweh drowned trillions of animals, repeatedly slaughtered Egyptian animals then resurrected them to slaughter them again in the next plague, etc.

Jesus vowed that he would return to earth, descending from the clouds in great glory with a host of angels, while the disciples standing before him were still living. (Mark 9:1, Mark 13:30, Mark 14:62, Luke 9:27, Luke 21:32, Matthew 16:27-28, Matthew 24:29-34)

Jesus preached to spirits in hell. Can people be saved after death or was Jesus just taunting them? (1 Peter 3:19)

Why believe in an indecent god?

WAS JESUS A SACRIFICE? Seven biblical prophets denied that Yahweh desired bloody sacrifices, and in often blistering terms: Amos, Hosea, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Micah, Samuel and King David. (Amos 5:21-25, Hosea 6:6, Isaiah 1:11-15, Jeremiah 7:22, 14:12, Micah 6:6-8, 1 Samuel 15:22, Psalm 40:6, 51:16)

I do not believe Jesus was god on Earth, or anywhere else.

The alleged Prince of Peace vows to personally murder christian children for their mother’s sins, with one of those “sins” being the St. Paul-approved eating of foods offered to idols! Hell, Jesus said himself that what we eat does not defile us!

But why didn’t god save all the other babies?

The biblical god Yahweh was not good, but hideously evil, a mass-murderer of men, women, children, toddlers, infants, babies, unborns and trillions of animals.

We see Yahweh hardening the pharaoh’s heart repeatedly during the Plagues of Egypt, then becoming enraged over what he had caused to happen and wantonly slaughtering animals and human beings. In the end Yahweh mass-murdered children and babies. And, for no reason at all, firstborn animals.

by Michael R. Burch

Jesus cursed an innocent fig tree for not bearing figs when it wasn’t fig season. (Mark 11:12)

UNJUST JESUS

Since the Holy Ghost didn’t properly marry Mary, her illegitimate son Jesus was ineligible to enter the temple!

slavery

that orchid seeds are smaller than mustard seeds;

SELF-INCRIMINATOR JESUS

The ghastly stoning to death of boys for misdemeanors and girls for non-sins like being raped and not proving their virginity by bleeding on their wedding nights. (Deuteronomy chapter 22)

Sex slavery

PETA ALERT! Jesus murdered 2,000 innocent pigs to make demons happy. (Mark 5:1-13)

The unchristian christian religion claims Jesus is “one” with the Old Testament’s baby-killing god. This demonic “god” was a repeat serial killer who mass-murdered children, infants, babies and unborns right and left.

infanticide

that no christian church has ever followed his nonsensical advice not to plan for the future because they all have budgets, building plans, etc.;

that the meek have never inherited the earth. Ask the victims of the Trail of Tears, the Holocaust, the Palestinian Nakba, etc.

Q: Why does the biblical god hate so many babies?

How did Jesus acquire the colt that carried him into Jerusalem? He stole it himself (John 12:14). He sent his disciples to steal the colt and its mother. (Matthew 21:1-2)

Is the Bible a book of wisdom, really? Who listens to baby killers? How many of us have fallen short of the “glory” of such satanic commandments?

Infanticide

“ONE” WITH A BABY-KILLING GOD

The acclaimed christian apologist C.S. Lewis called this the most embarrassing part of the bible, and we’re talking about a book with dragons, unicorns, multi-headed sea monsters, a talking ass, a talking snake, four-legged insects, a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, a god who mass-murders babies but can’t defeat tribes with primitive iron chariots (Judges 1:19), etc.

Is salvation by faith or works? Jesus failed to explain clearly and the early church was riven by dissension over this critical issue. According to the apostle Paul salvation was based on faith alone, while according to Peter and James, christians needed to abide by the Mosaic law, which included circumcision and a kosher diet.

“Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power.” (Mark 9:1)

Matricide

No decent deity would do that!

So much for grace because salvation is all about works and what we eat! Jesus will search your kidneys and if he doesn’t like what he finds in your digestive tract, he will murder your children, rather redundantly, “with death.”

The moon no longer shining.

Here’s that verse in context, explaining all the things to be fulfilled while the generation listening to Jesus was still alive:

But the Chronicler didn’t redeem his “god” because he still allowed Yahweh to murder 70,000 people who had nothing to do with the census being taken.

So what was the other sin?

“Perfect love casts out fear, for fear involves torment” but Jesus is all about frightening human beings to convert to christianity with fear of the torments of a “hell” never once mentioned by his alleged father or any of his prophets.

Again, why believe in an indecent deity?

I did believe in Jesus, once … but then I read the bible from cover to cover and realized that Jesus was far from perfect because he sinned, issued false prophecies, even aided and abetted demons in a terrible crime, dishonored his mother, said and did a number of foolish things, and made numerous other mistakes…

In fact, unless we become cannibals and vampires, we have no life in us, per Jesus. (John 6:53-58)

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. 32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: 33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. 34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. (Matthew 24:29-34)

But I was unaware of the nonexistence of “hell” as a boy, just as most adult Christians remain unaware of it today, and still believe in “eternal punishment.”

But what about Jesus?

genocide

“Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.” (Luke 21:32)

And why did god allow the Star of Bethlehem to lead the Magi to Jesus, if he knew babies would be massacred as result?

Christians love to quote bible verses about the purported “love,” “wisdom” and “mercy” of their alleged “god,” but the proof is in the pudding and the bible’s is rancid. For example:

Adultery.

Are we being a tad contradictory?

And why did god allow Herod the Great to resurrect from the dead to murder babies? Herod died ten years before the Roman census that allegedly required Joseph to report to Bethlehem.

Jesus clearly promised that he would return during the lifetime of his disciples. When this didn’t happen and Christians started dying, the evangelist Paul had to “talk down” his followers, as he did in 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18.

The biblical god sends lying spirits to deceive human beings. (1 Kings 22:21-23)

Predestination and free will are obviously incompatible. According to the bible, there is no free will, only the illusion of free will, because salvation and damnation were determined before birth.

“And ye [the people Jesus was talking to] shall see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.” (Mark 14:62)

And Jesus was no exception: like father, like son…

Jesus refused to convict an adulteress who was about to be stoned to death, so why would he murder the children of an adulteress?

And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie. (2 Thessalonians 2:11)

Even worse, according to the bible Jesus deliberate misled his followers so that they would be damned, rather than saved!

However, something happened at age eleven that changed everything for me…

Jesus also falsely prophesied that not a stone of the Jerusalem temple would be left standing on another stone. Archeologists have unearthed many such stones, some of them immense and still standing atop each other. You can see them if you visit Jerusalem.

God saved the baby Jesus from the “massacre of the innocents.”

There are two accounts of the census of King David in the bible. In the account in 2 Samuel the author says Yahweh commanded David to take the census, then murdered 70,000 people over what he had caused to happen. But the writer of the same account in 1 Chronicles was so embarrassed by such evil that he changed his version to have Satan induce David to take the census. This is the first occurrence of the name Satan in the Christian bible. Thus the bible says Yahweh and Satan are the same being!

Jesus said we can avoid hell, not by faith or grace or by being better people, but by gouging out our eyes and cutting off our hands. (Matthew 5:29-30)

ILLITERATE JESUS

ethnic cleansing

But the Spirit of the Lord departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the Lord troubled him. (1 Samuel 16:14)

Genocide

This was disputed in previous comments, so I will give Jesus’s prophecy:

"If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)

Yahweh murdered Lot’s wife for looking over her shoulder at her burning house. What would we say about firemen who killed traumatized women for looking over their shoulders?

Luke agrees with Matthew:

Also, if Jesus is going to murder all christians who commit adultery, or who look at each other with lust, which he equated with adultery, there won’t be many left.

A: Because he created them to be hated, with no chance of being saved!

“Mass-murder children, babies and unborns in their pregnant mothers’ wombs, but keep the virgin girls alive as sex slaves.” (Numbers 31:17-18)